Why I Want Trump

My 26-year-old truck has been sitting in my driveway for the past couple of weeks.  I decided to take out yesterday, and it doesn’t start.  It’s been giving me trouble these past few months and I’ve taken it to my mechanic several times and it just doesn’t get fixed right.  I just want her to function like she used to.  My friends tell me about this mechanic in town that is the absolute best.  But they tell me the guy smells, he swears, there are empty beer cans scattered around his shop, he’s been married a few times, he usually has a plumber’s crack showing, and he’s a big Obama supporter.  I figure this won’t stop him from getting my truck fixed.  I have the truck towed over to his shop and he guarantees he’ll make my truck great again.  So I tell him to get it fixed.  I don’t care how he looks or what he does in his personal life, I simply want my truck running.  If I want it fixed, he’s the guy.

And here’s why I want Trump. 

Yes, he’s a bit of an ass, yes he’s an egomaniac, and I really don’t care. The country is a mess because politicians suck, the Republican Party is two-faced and gutless, and the Democrats are even worse. I want our country fixed.  I don’t care that Trump is crude, I don’t care that he insults people, I don’t care that he has been sued many times, I don’t care that he’s been married 3 times, I don’t care that he fights with Megan Kelly, World Leaders, or the media.

This country is weak and bankrupt. We have been invaded by illegals and we are the laughing stock of our enemies.  We have become a nation of victims belonging to some special group with special rights.  We don’t even recognize the country where we were born and raised and we just want it fixed. Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want.  We’re sick of politicians, sick of Democrat and Republican promises, and we are sick tired of all these special interest groups with hurt feelings.

I want to see America great again. Trump may not be a saint, but he isn’t beholden to lobbyists and he sure doesn’t have political correctness restraining him either.  We all know that he has been very successful, he’s a good negotiator, and he has built a lot of things.  He’s also not a cowardly politician, and if he says he’ll fix it, he will. I believe him because he is too much of an egotist to be proven wrong or to be called a liar. And I sure as hell don’t care if the guy has bad hair. 

I just want my truck running great again. 

 

 

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