As you get ready to head out to attend your Oscar Party this evening, don’t forget to take this Cheat-sheet with you. I have spent a considerable amount of time doing the research (so you don’t have to) to determine who will be taking home the Oscar this evening. Please note that this cheat-sheet is a compilation of who will win, not who should win. This info has received a somewhat warm blessing from those gathered on the porch this afternoon.
Have fun, and please don’t forget who provided you with this free advice.